what came first, the chicken or the dickhead?

Daily Poem #1 by Nick A West

oceanashenue:

so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”

candymacaron:

I’m bored, and I fear the only cure is sketching Merlin in a scarf for the 500th time… >_<

problemactic:

checking tumblr in public

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politicalsexkitten:

thewalkingmapal:

sizvideos:

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WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING

They knew people would listen if there was a dog involved god fucking dammit

cloysterbell said: Could you do Arthur Pendragon and 15 please?

ernrys:

"But look, I brought you lemonade and your own crown!"

gothkatie:

M e r l i n c a s t f e s t : BJ week
Day 17: A Random Fact

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